so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious
I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge