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msjewbooty:

waiter. there’s a fly in my soup.  now there’s 2 flies. now they’re mating,   waiter are you getting this

(via horan-pls)

whitebeltwriter:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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I already loved this
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT’S KRISTEN BELL

(Source: fan-tastig, via confessionsofateenageblondie)

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

(via ugly)

lisabonetscarf:

Leaking nudes is a form of sexual assault
Accessing and spreading a woman’s private images without her consent is a form of sexual assault

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alt-j:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

(via doughnot)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via horan-pls)

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via unshaped)

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

(via heart)

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